Job Detail

distributed

Chris Meredith

Source URL

internal://dit-teaser-kyj06yo9f25k

Platform

other

Submitted

2026-07-15 00:46:33

Submitted By

api

Format

Long-form (16:9)

Script

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    "emotion": "neutral",
    "dialogue": "",
    "duration_sec": 0
  },
  "outro": {
    "emotion": "neutral",
    "dialogue": "",
    "duration_sec": 0
  },
  "scenes": [
    {
      "data": {},
      "type": "atmospheric",
      "narration": "In 2024, more than half of all web traffic wasn't human.",
      "description": "Extreme close-up of a phone screen. Social media feed scrolling by itself, no human hand visible. Cold blue light. Vertical 9:16. Dark cinematic.",
      "duration_sec": 7
    },
    {
      "data": {},
      "type": "archival",
      "narration": "Thirty-five percent of every new website — AI-generated. Forty-eight percent of influencers — running bots. A six-hundred-thousand-dollar contract, filed with the Department of Justice, to flood your feed.",
      "description": "Rows of phones on wooden racks in a dark room, each screen glowing, tapping autonomously. Pull back slowly. Dark and ominous. Click farms. Vertical 9:16.",
      "duration_sec": 10
    },
    {
      "data": {},
      "type": "typography",
      "narration": "No one is running this. Everyone is running this.",
      "description": "Abstract dark data streams flowing. Web traffic visualization. Deep black background with glowing lines. Ominous and cold. Vertical 9:16.",
      "duration_sec": 5
    },
    {
      "data": {},
      "type": "liminal",
      "narration": "Dead Internet Theory. Find out who owns your attention.",
      "description": "A single social media post that multiplies — identical copies flood the screen in a slow cascade. Title card feel. Dark. Vertical 9:16.",
      "duration_sec": 3
    }
  ],
  "metadata": {
    "title": "Half of the Internet Isn't Human #Shorts",
    "captions": {
      "tiktok": "Half of the internet isn't human anymore. Dead Internet Theory explained.",
      "youtube": "In 2024, over half of all web traffic wasn't human. 35% of new websites AI-generated. 48% of influencers running bots. A $600,000 DOJ-registered contract to flood your feed. No one is running this. Everyone is running this. Dead Internet Theory — Episode 1 is live."
    },
    "hashtags": {
      "tiktok": [
        "#DeadInternet",
        "#AIBots",
        "#DigitalConspiracy"
      ],
      "youtube": [
        "#DeadInternetTheory",
        "#AIBots",
        "#DigitalConspiracy",
        "#Shorts"
      ]
    }
  }
}